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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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