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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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