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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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