Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.