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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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