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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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