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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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