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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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