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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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