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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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