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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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