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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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