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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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