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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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