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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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