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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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