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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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