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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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