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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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