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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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