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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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