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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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