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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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