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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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