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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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