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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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