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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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