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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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