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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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