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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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