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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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