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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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