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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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