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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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