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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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