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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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