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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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