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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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