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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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