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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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