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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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