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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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