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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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