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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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