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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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