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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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