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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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