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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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