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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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