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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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