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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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