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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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