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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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