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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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