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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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