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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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