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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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