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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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