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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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