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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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