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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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