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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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